Episode 3.01: QP
"I'm not sure I want to know what you're thinking."
~ Dr. Felicia "Cat" Khatroweena [Medical Officer]
"Besides, when have I ever been your typical Starfleet Captain 'mate?"
~ Captain Lee Price [Commanding Officer]
"No, I really wouldn't want to mate with your targ, but thanks for asking."
~ Lieutenant (JG) Alan Hewson [Engineer]
"Your are mistaken, Hewson! I do not make it a habit to laugh."
~ Lieutenant (JG) Samara [Engineer]

Erikson: "Okay with you 'Happy'?"
Grump: "'Happy' Sir?"
Erikson: "'Happy'. As in the Seven Dwarves?".
Grump: <blank stare>
Erikson: "You have read 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves' Ensign? By Disney?"
Grump: "I am unfamiliar with that piece of human literature Lieutenant. I take it 'Happy' has some significant reference in that work that is somehow relevant to this situation?".
Erikson: "You could say that Ensign..."
~ Lieutenant Greer Erikson [Chief Science Officer] and Ensign Sirkahn Grump [Science Officer]

"However sir, if my observations are to be used as a reference, you only follow that line of reasoning 75.4% of the time. Assuming that my calculations are correct."
~ Ensign Grump [Science Officer]

"No particular reason you just look like hell"
~ Lieutenant. (JG) Jarelle Tash [Chief Medical Officer]
"You three are remarkable. Here we are, in the middle of a battle with the Jem'Hadar, inside of a maze of an asteroid field no less, and still you find the time to make observations about the Argonii system..."
~ Captain Lee Price [Commanding Officer]
"All hands, this is the Captain. Some of you may already be aware of the explosion of the Argonii star. Presently the shock wave from that star's sudden, unexpected collapse is rushing towards the Galaxy at an accelerated rate. Regrettably, in the Galaxy's present condition, we are unable to escape from this sector of space before the shock wave overtakes the ship. We will most likely be destroyed as the shock wave passes over us, but we will do everything within our power to try to beat the computers projections for our chances of survival. I would like to take this moment to state for the record that this is the finest crew I have had the pleasure of working with in my Starfleet career. The individual men and women that compose the crew members of the Galaxy are the finest in all of the Federation. I salute you and wish you well. And if we are able to pull through this against the odds, I want you all to know that the drinks are on me. G'day 'mates."
~ Captain Lee Price [Commanding Officer]
". . . there's something to be said for a woman in a uniform."
~ Mr. Salazer [Alternate Universe]
"Now, you little shit, come here!"
~ Devlynn Salshyar [Political Advisor, Alternate Universe]
"I'm Pat, and who the hell are you?"
~ Lieutenant Patrick Burns [Alternate Universe]
" . . . pinching oneself is not an established empirical method for determining you're alive."
~ Lieutenant Greer Erikson [Chief Science Officer]