"Quiet Bacon Bits, I'm in the middle of consuming a most delicious.... snack."
~ Lt. Matthew Albrecht [Assistant Chief Security Officer]

"You asshole. If you think I'm going to give in, you can wait forever."
~ Lt. K'Eytyanna Samara [Engineer/Shuttle Pilot]

"That's my Klingon side," she said, "This is from the rest of me." and with that she kissed him again, slower, softer, lovingly.
~ Lt. Be'Tran M'Benga [Engineer]

"WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!?" AC shook the PADD, acting like he had made the wrong choice. "HOW DO I UN-SEND THIS DAMN MESSAGE?? OH GOD! KILL ME NOW!!"
~ Lt. AC Hewson [Assistant Chief Engineer]

"You know as well as I do that the rumor mill on this ship would put the Obsidian Order to shame."
~ Lt. Hunter McKenzie [Chief Tactical Officer]

"By the way, sir, I don't believe in luck: only experience."
~ Lt (JG) Xavier Bishop [Security Officer]

"My name is Admiral Erik Pressman, Commander. I am working for Starfleet Intelligence and have orders to use the Galaxy to carry out a top secret mission. I have been assured to have the full use and cooperation of every member on board this vessel by the President of the Federation himself. You do recognize that signature don't you, Commander?"
~ Admiral Erik Pressman [Starfleet Intelligence]

"I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE THE POPE! No one comes into Engineering and orders everyone to leave!"
~ Lt. K'eytyanna Samara [Engineer]

"We've had to compensate for high blood-alcohol content. If you ask me, a man as smart as Deiran Casey should know better than to play with knives when drinking."
~ Nurse Arias [Medical Officer]

"Raktijino and coffee, double-strong, double-sweet." Cat watched as two large mugs appeared in the replicator. "Same mug you stupid machine!"
~ Lt. Dr. Felicia Khatroweena [Assistant Chief Medical Officer]

"Well, it looked like it was into the Jaws of death and into the mouth of hell for the Galaxy. Maybe they would turn out better than it did for the six-hundred."
~ Ensign Anthony Mendenhall [Helm Officer]

"Boy, if I weren't seeing somebody...I still wouldn't have anything to do with you."
~ Lt. James Chen [Security Officer]

"Anyway, there's no question he's visiting her all-you-can-eat bar!"
~ Ensign Astrid Salt [Security Officer]