Elaithin: "Computer, give all information regarding the Terran holiday Christmas."
Computer: "All information on that topic in the ship's computer would take approximately 206 hours to relate. Do you wish to continue?"
~ Ensign Elaithin Jii [Security Officer]

Elaithin: "Not really, it was a just a detail most people seem to forget. Attention to details will solve 90% of one's problems."
Colleague: "And the other ten percent, Ensign?"
Elaithin: "That's when it's time to get creative."
~ Ensign Elaithin Jii [Security Officer]